Sunday, March 27, 2011

Junkyard

My friends say the dumbest things.... So here ya go:

"If i had to rate myself one being feeling wonderful like right after i peed and ten being im currently peeing on myself reaching one again im probably approaching a 9.4 and rising!"

"Did you know that watermelons have water in them?!?!"

"Don't ask me, just Google It."

Useless Facts:
1.) Did u know that McDonalds have the biggest straws out of all fast food restaraunts?!
2.) 409389129712093 million pounds of food is wasted a year!
3.) Zaxby's ice is way better for your teeth!

"If i got pulled over by the cops i could sing my ABC's backwards! Z.. Y.. X.. W........"

"Please don't kill my crunk."
Disco; (dis'c..O) [adj.]-- The act of being totally awesome amazing wonderful out of this world off the chain unique; bein so cool that you could basically sip a milkshake in a snow storm while wearing a bathing suit singing country music songs.... DISCO... somewhat undefinable....

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