First day of student teaching sixth graders:
"You are blonde, you must be friends with Lady GaGa."
"Just because I am fat, does not mean I eat chicken."
Me to student: "No, you may not call me mommy."
"I did not freakin' say that I freakin' said freakin' not fuckin'."
"My mom makes the really good kind of brownies...."
Student points to my butt: "You have a tail!!".... 'Cool?' I think to myself.
"You are pretty. Is your friend a hoe?"
fyi: seriously rethinking this teaching profression....
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