Junkyard

Crushing the Book:

Using facebook in any way shape or form...

When someone is distracted by their lap top or phone you ask them if they are "crushing the book"? Because people tend to become less connected to those around them when they are running all over facebook.

 

Boregasm:

noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary
-Dude, this class is so boring that I just boregasmed

-Oh yeah? Well I had three classes today...triple boregasm.

 

Concern Troll:

A person who posts on a blog thread, in the guise of "concern," to disrupt dialogue or undermine morale by pointing out that posters and/or the site may be getting themselves in trouble, usually with an authority or power. They point out problems that don't really exist. The intent is to derail, stifle, control, the dialogue. It is viewed as insincere and condescending.

-A concern troll on a progressive blog might write, "I don't think it's wise to say things like that because you might get in trouble with the government." Or, "This controversy is making your side look disorganized."

 

Traffuck:

Peak hour traffic or any general traffic which slows you down.

Im late for work and im stuck in traffuck.

 

Call of Duty:

The cause for a break-up in a realtionship... Especially if it's Black Ops.

 

Humbility:

the act of being humble while having a sense of humility. 

I kept a state of humbility, while I spoke with the president.